My Bottom Five First-Time Watches of 2014

I do love the terrible movies, but sometimes there are those that make you guzzle the palette-cleanser afterwards. Here are some of the worst films I saw last year, as told to Mike and Iris at the Badasses, Boobs, and Bodycounts podcast. Here are my faves of last year. Spoilers ensue, so reader beware. 1.

Gappa Angry!

I think it’s fair to say that this film scrapes the bottom of the kaiju barrel, being something of a cheap knock-off of several other films, such as Rodan, Godzilla vs. The Thing, King Kong vs. Godzilla, and especially Gorgo. Gappa features a mostly incoherent plot punctuated by shot-for-shot remakes from the above-named films. Nothing new under