I Heart Mega Sharks

 

A highly-realistic depiction of the Mega-Shark-pocalypse.
A highly-realistic depiction of the Mega-Shark-pocalypse.

What can I say? I’m a sucker for this pretty tired formula involving ridiculously large fish attacking ridiculously long passed their sell-by date pop culture icons in ridiculously silly ways. Lest you think I’ve jettisoned all standards, I’ll have you know I’m a purist: sharks must only have one head, not three; must be in the water, and not travel on land; and not be confused with weather or mountain phenomena; and the sharks must be based on real species, not mashed up fucked up shit. 

Who am I kidding? I love it all! Bring it.

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)

Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark (2014)

Mega Shark vs. Kolossus (2015)

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